Deer Hunting Question

With the onset of deer hunting season, here’s a question. If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn’t really a buck?  I mean...maybe he’d always wanted to be a doe, but through no fault of his own, he was born with the physical attributes of a male. And yet...on the inside he’d always known he was truly a female. 

I’m just wondering if the game warden will buy it, because Obama, Hillary, the Department of Education, the Justice Department and Target Stores sure have!