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March 4, 2002

Steven Plaut

The Blitz


The (Other) Blitz
(original posting in 1994 in midst of suicide bombings)
  1. A fascinating question of history is what might have happened if Neville Chamberlain had not resigned in May, 1940, but had continued on as Prime Minister, with Winston Churchill never taking command. What would have happened during the "blitz" when bombs were exploding all over London, killing and maiming men, women and children?

    After careful reconstruction, the following is a virtual history of the London "blitz" without Churchill:

    As the bombs begin to explode in London, Chamberlain announces that he recognizes the German Reich and appeals to Hitler to arrest those enemies of peace who are launching bombs at London. He appeals to Hitler to denounce the terror. Hitler insists he is trying his best to stop the violence. The British Foreign Minister agrees. To help calm the situation, the British government agrees to send food and medicine to Germany. The RAF shoots down some Messerschmidt pilots dropping bombs on London.

    Hitler calls his followers together in a large rally in Nuremberg and appeals to those attending to remember the martyred German pilots who were killed while dropping bombs on London, and to strive to continue their mission. Chamberlain praises Hitler’s speech for exhibiting moderation and restraint. He begins to send small arms to the German authorities to use to control the anti-peace underground opposition groups.

    During a lull in the bombings, Chamberlain makes a speech in which he says he is more concerned about the invasion of Britain by Hollywood movies than he is by buzz bombs. When more bombs explode, there are increasing calls to strike back at Germany. Chamberlain points out that this would be the very worst option possible. Britain must endeavor to make peace with its German peace partners. This is the only way to achieve a New Middle Europe. And besides, if Hitler is not supported and strengthened, then an even more radical and violent leader will emerge in Germany. Hitler informs London that literally thousands of renegade German Luftwaffe pilots have been arrested for dropping bombs on London. Chamberlain breaths a sigh of relief.

    As more bombs fall, Chamberlain points out that the dead are simply martyrs for peace and Britain must carry on with its peace process, since there is just no alternative. Hitler takes a side trip to neutral Stockholm and makes a speech about how all the English will soon be evicted from the British isles after a German victory. Chamberlain allows Oswald Mosley’s fascist party to run in the election and asks its Parliamentary Members to join his coalition. Mosley’s people exercise hegemony over the British universities and the media.

    After further bombs explode, Chamberlain loses his temper and decides to take action. He assigns extra police to guard the Underground stations in London. He orders British critics of his peace process to be arrested for criminal incitement against the government and for undermining peace efforts and endangering security. Chamberlain meets with British poets and writers and they issue an appeal to the British public to remain firm in the face of adversity and continue to strive for peace. Stiff British upper chin and all that.

    Chamberlain again appeals to President Hitler to arrest those responsible for the violence. But he reminds British citizens that the unbearable alternative would be to send British soldiers back into the territories of Germany (where they patrolled during World War I), and back to a situation where German youths throw rocks at British Tommies.

    More bombs go off. Chamberlain proposes speeding up the peace process and disarming the Royal Navy as a show of good will. The Duce from Italy comes for a state visit, congratulating Chamberlain and the British people for their devotion to peace in the face of provocation.

    More bombs go off. Chamberlain proposes sealing off two bedrooms in the German Embassy in London, but civil rights lawyers appeal to the Court of Appeals and the ruling is overturned. The government considers proposals to turn Stonehenge over to the Germans, as it is a holy shrine for all pagans.

    More bombs go off. Chamberlain’s Minister of Communications notes that there would be no violence if the British would just disarm altogether, and stop making Hitler feel insecure. Besides, she notes, the British should not be occupying Scotland and Wales in the first place, lands in which they just do not belong. Chamberlain opens secret negotiations with Germany to transfer London’s East End, Greenwich and Docklands areas to German sovereignty.

    More bombs go off. That is it, yells Chamberlain. The camel’s back is broken. It is time to fight German terror with all means at our disposal. This is the Moral Equivalent Of War, he yells. The slogan Moral Equivalent Of War becomes the name of the government’s campaign against the violence. The entire cabinet joins in. We fight the Moral Equivalent Of War against terror, they scream. MEOW, for short.

  2. You know all those jokes about how many so-and-so’s does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

    Well, how many dead Jewish children does it take until the Oslo Left admits it screwed the country into the wrong socket. Or that it simply screwed the country.

  3. After two thousand years of suffering, the Israeli leftist political elite has managed to accomplish what many assumed would be impossible. It succeeded in replicating for most Jews of the country the very same feelings of helplessness in the face of anti-Semitic atrocities that always existed in the Diaspora, even those of the 1940s. By deciding to reward every act of PLO savagery, by forgoing all serious means of self-defense, by "reprisals" based on attacking empty buildings, by doing everything in its powers to convince the Arab world that Israel is weak, on the run, and destroyable, Israel’s mindless political elite has also recreated for most people in the country the feelings of impotent helplessness that were felt by those in the camps and the ghettos of Europe.

  4. In the Books of the Prophets, the very worst part of paganism that horrified the Prophets beyond anything else was the child sacrifice of the pagans.

    The Israeli political elite has decided to reproduce those pagan rituals. Oslo is a form of paganism, and like those earlier forms it requires regular human sacrifices, especially of children.

    The PLO member under the direct control of Yassir Arafat who blew up the Bar Mitzvah in Jerusalem yesterday and murdered nine people targeted the group because they were a group of mothers with babies. The PLO has always made special efforts to target Jewish children in its atrocities, much like the German nazis before it.

  5. I am embarrassed to admit that I did not think this one up myself. It is an innovation by my Haifa University colleague, Prof. Arnon Sofer, one of the total of three or four non-leftists in the entire university. (Even my colleagues in the Business SChool are trying toopen up a special program for Palestinians which I have announced I would not participate in, and which I call the MBA for Terrorists Program.)

    Anyways, Sofer proposes that the name of the anti-Jewish Far Left newspaper Haaretz be changed. The word "Haaretz" means the land. Sofer suggests that people refer to the paper from now on by the name, "Al-Ard". That is not only the Arabic translation of Haaretz. It is also the name of the first seditious organization of Israeli Arabs back in the 1950s, and so carries connotations many Israelis can recognize.

    So I will endeavor to use the correct name for Israel’s main Hebrew Palestinian newspaper from now on.

Steven Plaut
University of Haifa


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