Now that Ariel Sharon is at last searching for an appropriate response to
our peace partners and even some Israeli media are at last desisting from
their congenital Peace Partner Spam, we thought we would conscript Dr. Seuss
to help the Sheriff of Oslo, Mister Unilateral Ceasefire, to think of an
appropriate response to the PLO. Here is the result:
Peace Partner Spam, by Dr. Seuss
We can shoot them
here or there!
We should shoot them
anywhere!
Would you shoot them in a house?
Would you shoot them with a mouse?
I like to shoot them
in a house.
I like to shoot them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
peace partner spam.
I do not like it,
Sam-I-am.
Would you shoot them
in a box?
Would you shoot them
with a fox?
Yes in a box.
or with a fox.
or in a house.
or with a mouse.
We shall shoot them
here or there.
We shall shoot them anywhere.
We shall dump peace partner spam.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.
Strafe them! Strafe them! Here they are.
We shoot them, bomb them, in a car.
You may like it. You will see.
You may shoot them in a tree!
We shoot em, strafe em, in a tree.
And in a car! Don’t let them be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like peace partner spam.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?
Yep in a train! Or in a tree!
Or in a car! Don’t let them be!
We will not spare them in the rain.
We will not spare them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Don’t let them be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like peace partner spam!
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.