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Get ‘Er Done

October 17, 2011


By an American Citizen

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida. Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems to create win-win situations. Here’s an example:

a. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

b. Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.

c. Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Always consider the most direct solution when you need to solve a problem. Think about this: Cows, The Constitution and The Ten Commandments.

COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And they were able to track her calves to their individual stalls. But they are unable to locate 20 million illegal aliens wandering around our country! Maybe we should give each of them a cow…

THE CONSTITUTION: Iraq has had a terrible time drafting a constitution. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years…and we're not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this - you can’t post “Thou Shalt Not Steal,” “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,’' and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

Thanks to subscriber Johnny Lash for submitting this piece.

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