ELECTION 2020: Joe Biden's Confused, Crazy Rants

This article actually writes itself. Just watching the video proves emphatically that Joe Biden is in no condition to run the most powerful nation on earth. Listening to his confused ramblings is positively frightening when one realizes that this man could actually be the person that decides whether to fire nuclear missiles at our enemies - or even at our allies, considering the confusion he has shown on stage. At one point he confused his sister for his wife. Another time his wife, a physician, had to physically lead him from the stage when the crazy things he was saying became too embarrassing.

These go much, much further than the gaffes and memory lapses for which Biden has become famous. They show true cognitive decline that should concern every American. I will provide a transcript of his rants below the video. But here are a few of the craziest...

“We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women are created by the…you know…you know, the thing.”
Yes, Biden. I too worship ‘the thing.’ Only I call Him God.
 
“150 Million people have been killed since 2007 when Bernie [Sanders] voted to exempt gun manufacturers from Liability.”
There are about 320 million people in this country. Have you noticed that half of them are dead from gunshot wounds? I must have missed that.
 
Talking about his days as a lifeguard, Biden said to a group of children, “I got Lana I got hairy legs that turned that that that that that turn about blonde in thesun and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was trained and then watch the hair come back up again they look at it so I learned about roaches I learned about kids jumping on my lap and I've loved kids jumping on my lap.”
I frankly don’t know what to say about that. But I can tell you that it is a direct transcription of a videotape that is still on YouTube.


 
“It would put 720 Million women back in the work force.”
There are roughly 170 Million females in this country – less than half of whom (76,000) are of employable age. At least half of them are currently unemployed due to the lockdown orders. So how could Biden put 20 times as many women to work as there are unemployed women?
 
“Nobody should be in jail for a non-violent crime.”
Let’s see. Bernie Madoff stole $20 Billion form the life savings of thousands of individuals, some of whom committed suicide. He also scammed hundreds of charities. He’s serving 150 years for his fraud. Should we let him out of prison, Joe? This was a “non-violent crime.”
 
“We choose truth over facts.”
For once, a Democrat who tells the truth. They worship “their truth,” such as their claims that fully functioning live human babies are just “lumps of flesh” until they are born. They ignore the scientific FACTS and provable statistics that these babies can live outside the womb as much as three months before their due date. But they prefer “Truth” to ‘Facts.” Somewhere in the basement where Biden has been hiding I am sure there is a plaque on the wall that reads: “My mind is made up. Don’t confuse me with the facts.”
 
“My name is Joe Biden. I’m a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate.”
This was at a presidential campaign rally. His first words were that he was running for the Senate. If only that were true. Should we trust a man who doesn’t know what job he’s running for?
 
“What’s not to like about Vermont in terms of the beauty of it?”
He was speaking at a campaign event in New Hampshire when he said this. Needless to say, the people were insulted.
 
“Play the radio. Make sure you have the record player on.”
Apparently he forgot which century he was in.
 
“Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.”
He was speaking to an audience of minorities. Let me understand this, Joe. White kids are “bright and talented.” Without engaging his brain, he spoke words that insulted his audience, implying that minorities are not as smart as white people.
 
“Look. Tomorrow’s Super Thursday…uh…Super Tuesday.”
Super Tuesday is well-known to all Americans. This was a make-or-break contest for Biden’s campaign at the time. But he couldn’t remember the name.
 
“And corn pop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys and I did yeah and back in those days and shot things have changed one of the things had to use if you use pomade your hair you had to wear a baby cap so I walked out with the chain and I walked up to my car and that's that those days used to remember the street racers bang them on the curb getting rusty put them in a rain barrel getting rusty.”
This must have been one of his worst days. But it is exactly what he said. This is not one of his famous gaffes. This is a man who shouldn’t be talking in public.
 
“Highlighting this well our stuff is getting passed getting moved getting control the Paris climate Accord. I'm the guy that came back after meeting with dumb child pain and making the case that I believe China was going if we put pressure on you had people like Morgan fat excuse me you had people like the former chairman and leader of the party in Germany.
Of course, the fat person he was talking about was Angela Merkel, the Chancellor of Germany. That would really be great for our foreign relations.