By Nancy Morgan
November 15, 2009
Is there anything Obama doesn't know - or want to pass on to the American people? Is there anything the former ClintonNewsNetwork, CNN, now the official Obama network won't report in order to present their new messiah in a flattering light?
The answer is no and no. As evidenced by a darling little weather report on CNN this morning featuring Obama as the forecaster-in-chief.
In his never-ending quest to control the flow of information, the Obama administration has launched a cute little website, Obama-Weather.com.
Included in CNN's 'report' was the visually appealing Oops moments, showing how various politicians didn't dress in anticipation of the weather. Our elected representatives are braving all kinds of meteorological events in order to make their way to the microphone to keep 'we the people' informed. A little rain or global cooling, isn't going to stop this hearty bunch.
The Huffington Post chimed in also, "The Dresser-In-Chief is featured on Obama-Weather.com, a weather website that tells you how to clothe yourself for the coming day. Cartoon Obama's casual outfits are cute, but you can check out his actual weekend wear here." They hasten to add that "other celebrities" are also available via a drop down menu.
All useful idiots should check this site out immediately, as Obama's predictions are known by some to be infallible. Our prediction is that it will soon start covering the next crisis du jour - global warming - in glowing, graphic detail. And even if it doesn't represent real science, it's cute and convincing. Just Like Obama. And speaking of idiots, here are some top idiots of the week just past:
Our very own President Obama wins the top spot this week. He stated at a Miami fundraiser that House Speaker "Pelosi is one of the greatest speakers of all times." $1.5 million was raised, begging the question: who are the real idiots?
The Chairman of the National Endowment For The Arts, Scott Johnson, actually said "Obama is the most powerful writer since Julius Caesar." (No kudos were given to Obama's ghostwriter, domestic terrorist Bill Ayers)
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi , one of the 'greatest speakers of all time,' declared after the GOP sweep last week: "From our perspective, we won last night." Looks like the left has redefined reality, once again..
Obama makes our list yet again for this whopper - he actually claimed with a straight face last week that his 'stimulus' package was responsible for saving and/or creating over 1 million jobs. His figures were quickly, and thoroughly debunked.Followed a couple days later by the news that our unemployment rate just topped 10%. Duh.
Idiot Joy Behar took to the airwaves deriding conservatives as "immature bullies who smell bad and pick their noses and Obama is the smart kid in class who knows all the answers but keeps letting the bullies push him around." So there!
The former Police front-man told the Associated Press that he believes that Obama is a gift from Heaven, delivered to shepherd the befuddled masses to providence. "In many ways, he's sent from God," Sting said in an interview with the AP.
TOP IDIOTS OF THE WEEK:
As Michigan leads the nation in unemployment and businesses are leaving the state in a massive exodus, Gov. Jennifer Granholm showed she was hard at work by proclaiming Saturday as "Shake Your Mailbox Day." She's encouraging people with roadside mailboxes to give them a good shake to help prepare for winter snowplowing.
Did you know the United States Constitution doesn't have a Preamble? Well, that's what the oh so arrogant, high and mighty MSNBC host Rachel Maddow told her audience Thursday night..
A 20-year-old Boca Raton man fell five stories from a balcony after he attempted to show someone he could climb from one story down to the next. Ouch.
Red-faced United Nations officials sheepishly admitted to a major security lapse after a UN guard helped Kentucky Fried Chicken's "Colonel Sanders" gain access to restricted areas.
A one legged man was an immediate suspect when a store attendant found one shoe missing from a shop in the western Belgian town of Maldegem. Thankfully, the shoe was recovered. The amputee is now waiting for the other shoe to drop.
A 22 year-old Arizona man was arrested for trying to smuggle 52 pounds of marijuana INTO Mexico.
A Florida man is behind bars after investigators say he got drunk and drove a stolen lawnmower into the back of a school bus.
A robber who smuggled a bag of his own excrement into a courtroom and threw it at the jury has been sentenced to 31 years in jail, for both his robbery and his poo-flinging.
I leave you with this visual reminder of just how stupid some people can be. What do you think the odds are these idiots voted for Obama?
Nancy Morgan is a columnist and news editor for RightBias.com