Lazy Glock

September 17, 2018

Today, I placed my Glock pistol on the table right next to my front door. I left its magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone. Despite the numerous opportunities it had been presented, it did no violent acts. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well, you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media, about how dangerous guns are and “how they kill people." Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

On a more serious note, the U.S. cities with the highest murder rates have two things in common: They are controlled by Democrats, and they have some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation. Food for thought.

Well, I'm off to check on my silverware. I hear that forks and spoons are making people fat!

Our thanks to subscriber Nancy Bustani for sending us this humorous email.


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