Welcome to the New Democrat Homeland - "CHAZ"Here is the Democrat National Socialist answer to all their constituents who hate America - form your own country!By Ric Wasley June 15, 2020Here is the Democrat National Socialist answer to all their constituents who hate America - form your own country! No need to live one more moment in that evil country you despise. Because now your thoughtful leaders have a better way. No need to scream and chant and riot…simply do what Democrats did 160 years ago… secede! And no need to do any of that tiresome thinking either - your heroes of the riots have shown their love for you by doing your thinking for you. They have created their own Antifa-run socialist totalitarian state - "CHAZ." "Demonstrators in Seattle established what they call the 'Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone,' or 'CHAZ,' a few days ago."(1)
So Democrats, don’t despair...you no longer have to put up with that evil America! "One sign outside the area, which takes up several blocks, reads, "You are now leaving the USA." Some participating in the occupation have presented a list of demands that includes abolishing the Seattle Police Department.” (1)
Well, that’s a relief. No more America and no more cops. Sound like a Democrat paradise? The PR arm of the DNC sure thinks so.
As a former leading newspaper, the NYT gushed…"In a neighborhood that is the heart of the city’s art and culture — threatened these days as rising tech wealth brings in gentrification — protesters seized the moment. They reversed the barricades to shield the liberated streets and laid claim to several city blocks, now known as the “Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone.” (2)
Hooray! Heads up, Seattle, your streets have been liberated. Don’t you feel better now? "Seattle’s mayor on Thursday defended the city’s decision to allow protesters to declare an “autonomous zone” on the city’s streets” (2)
In fact, the Dems are so progressive that they have reprised the old 80s post-Apocalypse movies like Mad Max and now even have their own armed gangs ruled over by a self-proclaimed warlord! And here you thought all those post-Apocalypse movies were just fiction.
No longer will you have to live in that horrible sexist, homophobic, racist, redneck republic of America! What wonderful news for all Democrats everywhere. Sigh...
No longer will you have to bear the burden of the Russian-controlled elections. You will now live happily under the Democrat National Socialist War Lord. No need to worry about demanding a mail-in ballot to vote. There will be no voting! Warlords "don’t need no stinkin’" elections. All your decisions will be made for you.
Oops, forgive me, I forgot. All your decisions are actually made for you now by the DNC and Left-Stream media.
But still, it will be nice to be in a place where all your thinking is done for you by people who are angrier, more strident, and even more “Woke” than you! Oops, forgot again. Yeah - the DNC/Left stream media takes care of that too.
So don’t wait - sign up for your own local warlord-run ‘Autonomous Zone’ today. And don’t worry about how it will all work out.
Just think - no more evil Orange Man, American flags, hateful statues, free press, free speech, free religion, free thought, freedom of assembly, or rights to “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." Because all of those will be decided for you by your local Democrat National Socialist Warlord. Ahh - the blessings of mindless conformity.
But at least you’ll have free food and potties. Because in ‘solidarity’ with the new DNC state of CHAZ the likeminded mayor of Seattle has said, "With the tacit blessing of the city, including the fire chief helping to install portable toilets, protesters have held community meetings and speeches while sharing free food and painting “black lives matter” on the street.” (2)
Why Dems, there is your paradise on earth!
So don’t delay - start today. March up to your local Democrat mayor and demand that he or she (or gender of their choice) turn your city into another CHAZ. And if those privileged capitalists pigs move too slowly (in other words don’t get it done by your next soy latte and granola bar break) simply loot and burn wherever you happen to be and then joyfully squat amongst the ashes and proclaim it for yourself. After all, as Democrat officials, they’ll cave soon enough.
Then although you won’t have freedom or any rights of individual liberty or autonomy, you will have as the NYT promises; free "portable toilets, free food, and painting 'black lives matter' on the street.” (2)
After all, for good little Democrat National Socialists - isn’t that all you need?
(2) https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/11/us/seattle-autonomous-zone.html
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Ric Wasley is a writer and lecturer, as well as the author of the popular McCarthy Mystery Series. Ric has had a 40 year professional career history in advertising, publishing and marketing in Boston, New York and San Francisco. He has degrees in history and psychology and has been trained in debating, public speaking and stage acting. A large part of his 40 year career was spent in numerous professional and business settings as a presenter and featured speaker at seminars and professional meetings. Ric has been a visiting professor at Worcester Polytech Institute. He also teaches a popular course on marketing for authors at prominent venues such as the venerable “Cape Cod Writers Conference.” Wasley has been involved in both print and broadcast media as well as writing for business and commercial markets for over 30 years and continues to consult for a major media company. In addition to his novels and short stories, he has been published in several literary magazines. Wasley currently divides his time between Boston and his home on Cape Cod where he continues to write, lecture and create worlds where the unexpected thrives.
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