Politically Correct Dictionary
February 17, 2002
by Brian W. Peterson
Have you ever had the misfortune of looking up a word in the dictionary,
only to find that you dont know the terms used to define the word?
Then, you must look up a second word to learn the first. Given the speed
with which political correctness has rolled through our vocabulary, it
may not be long before we will be having the same problem for common,
everyday words. Dictionary entries of the future may look something like
this:
- Fairness (n.) The act of giving preferential treatment to Liberals;
e.g. Fairness can only be achieved by people who are tolerant and disregard
repugnant behavior.
- Tolerant (adj.) 1. Accepting immorality, mediocrity, or failure; 2.
the ability to disregard substandard behavior; e.g. We must be tolerant
and avoid judging criminals who had difficult childhoods.
- Ignorance (n.) The inability to show compassion toward individuals
who fail to exhibit civilized behavior; e.g. It is sheer ignorance to
expect teenagers to avoid having children out of wedlock.
- Compassion (n.) 1. The acceptance and/or redefining of norms; 2. showing
understanding; 3. tolerant; e.g. We must have compassion for Johnnys
circumstances if he robs a liquor store.
- Understanding (v.) 1. The act of making excuses for immorality; 2.
overlooking criminal or boorish behavior; 3. the ability to feel good
about underachievers and failures; e.g. The lack of understanding is
a right wing trait.
- Right Wing (adj., n.) 1. Cold, heartless political philosophy that
mistakenly believes that people are better able to make personal decisions
than the government; 2. one who exhibits intolerance and lack of compassion;
ant. left wing; e.g. The world would be full of understanding, sensitive
people if only Republicans would renounce their right wing tendencies.
- Sensitive (adj.) 1. Tolerant; 2. understanding; 3. compassionate;
4. the ability to praise malcontents and slackers as being noble; 5.
an open-minded approach to human behavior; e.g. He may have just crapped
on the American flag, but you must be sensitive to the political statement
that he is trying to make.
- Open-minded (adj.) The progressive idea that all things, no matter
how absurd, are acceptable; ant. rational; e.g. Parents need to take
an open-minded approach when they learn that their childs school
teachers have dropped the ideas of grades and homework.
- Progressive (adj.) The attempt to unravel all that society has learned
in the name of fairness to the criminally and morally impaired; ant.
cold; e.g. Progressive social policies are a natural derivative of the
Great Society.
- Cold (adj.) Heartless; syn. right wing; ant. left wing;
- Heartless (adj.) conservative; syn. right wing; ant. left wing;
- Left Wing (no entry found)
- Reaganite (adj., n.) Brainwashed, mean-spirited individual who wants
to destroy the earth for no apparent reason; e.g. The only mean people
still calling for personal responsibility are Reaganites.
- Mean-spirited (adj.) The tendency to disagree with a Liberal; e.g.
A protest was sparked when some mean-spirited officials voted to end
the needle give-away program.
- Liberal (adj., n.) 1. Someone possessing superior thoughts, ideas,
feelings, and motives; 2. someone opposed to competition and individuality;
e.g. A good Liberal understands the need for high taxes and loose morals.
- Competition (n.) 1. The archaic capitalistic belief that success can
be earned; 2. the denial of fairness; 3. the corruption of discipline;
e.g. If a vulnerable, defenseless little child were expected to deal
with the horrible pressures of competition sports, certainly he could
be permanently scarred and his life shattered.
- Discipline (n.) The exercising of fairness; see Fairness.
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Brian W. Peterson writes a political column for the Antelope Valley Press (circulation
approximately 60,000) in Palmdale, California. He is a graduate of Oral Roberts
University, where he majored in TV/Film. Brians weekly commentary and
newspaper columns can be found at www.LifeAndLiberty.com.
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